George the bee-man looked at my $1.99 can of Wasp & Hornet Death and said, "You know what this is good for? Put it in a drawer at your bedside. If your house gets broken-into, grab it and fire it up. Shoots 25 feet. "
And here I was, thinking about my house getting broken-into, as it were, by hornets; and lo and behold, already we'd stepped it up a notch.
"And what happens next? If you hit the intruder in the face with the stuff?" I asked
He paused. Looked at me. "Well, let's just say that it will incapacitate your intruder."
He noticed a four-foot wooden rolling pin I have leaning up against the doorjamb in my kitchen. He picked it up and waved it in the air.
I said, "hit 'em with that?"
"Yup," he said. "But don't quote me on any of this."
Well, bust my buttons.
Not what I expected.