On the Comcast homepage, line #8 of Ten Things You Should Buy in Bulk:
Most people in this country can't even afford one. The absurdity of this notion so floored me that I didn't read further, even though there may have been a perfectly reasonable explanation.
May have been.
But I doubt it.
Next time I'm at my local food co-op, I'm going to check out the per pound price of college degrees, and if it's feasible, I'll bag up a slew of 'em.
You never know when an extra college degree will come in handy.