In my dealings with the behemoth that services my home loan, it was officially decided by them that I don't actually live in my house, therefore they will not modify my loan.
I don't even know how to respond to this.
My forehead is bloodied from banging up against the foundations of the powers-that-be, and now for them to proclaim something so entirely absurd is beyond all logic.
Certainly other, more interesting truths can be brought to light which may further convince them to deny my request for modification, such as:
1. a red door
2. the presence of a poet on the premises
3. horse statue collection in basement
4. absence of Kraft cheese products
6. too many books
But to state outright that I don't live here?!
If there is an explanation to this fuckery, I'd like to hear it.
If not, then the revolution starts here.