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My newest recipe (it's called Rupert):

Cut the pink flesh from a watermelon,
mash well, strain out the seeds and pulp.
You'll want about a quart of juice.
Juice 4-6 limes, add to watermelon liquid
along with about 1/4 cup of sugar.
(More or less; adjust to taste.)
Combine with ice and as much vodka
as you desire. Shake well(I shake
fifty-five times). Strain
into martini glasses, garnish
with a thin wedge of watermelon.
For an even zippier beverage,
use pepper vodka. Zow!