Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Today is my neighbor Candy's birthday
and I shall make a chocolate cake
with seven-minute frosting and garnish
it with crystalized rose petals.
Already it's 8:47am, and I'm late in gathering
the rose petals, as the morning dew
has most likely already evaporated.
What would Martha Stewart say?


  1. And *I* will arise and go now, and go to Innisfree,
    And a small cabin build there, of clay and wattles made.

  2. I think Martha might say "Yeets."