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Let's play Mass. M.W. can be the nun,
P. can be the priest, M.C. the altar boy,
D. can be the usher collecting big bucks,
and I'll be the choir. G. can be the rest
of the congregation. Fish food flakes
can sub in for hosts. But the wine, the wine:
only the best -- a Chateau Margaux, I think.
And let's not pretend it's blood.