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My friend Pam told me last night that she
is going to take a trapeze class....and
then she's going to enroll in the
School of Acrobatics and new Circus Arts in Georgetown!
Need I mention that Pam is not a teenager?!
(In fact, she's no closer to youth than me.)
If she decides not to run away from home
with the lion tamer, she promises to set up
a hire-wire in her back yard for impromptu performances.
I'm there!