I really saw this at Whole Foods: Organic Water.
No shit. And I gotta say, it's about time.
I'm fed up to here with the usual sewage
they try to pass off as water.
Apparently this water comes from an Organic
Water Farm. I've decided to turn my backyard
into my very own Organic Water Farm. I've
ordered the seeds. I'm ready.
I'm particularly interested in how water looks
when it sprouts. And I'm not certain at what
point water is ready for harvest, but I'm confident
that all the instructions will be on the seed packet.