Excuses

It's too late.
It's too early.
I need to sleep.
It's raining.
Clothes need ironing.
I'm too old.
I'm not old enough.
The cat is outside.
Summer is over.
I haven't baked in weeks.
There is no pie.
I took a nap.
I'm not awake yet.
I had too much coffee.
I need more caffeine.
The cat is in.
This is not Ireland.
My sister named me.