Tuesday, January 27, 2009

A California woman today gave birth to octuplets
(with the assistance of 46 medical personnel).
As of yet unnamed, the babies have been labeled
"Baby A, B, C, D, E, F, G and H."
Let's have some fun and name the babies.
Here are my suggestions, using the letters above
as first letters of each name:

Abner/Abigail
Bob/Bernadette
Caesar/Cleopatra
D'Quandel/D'Quandelle
Elmo/Euduxia
Festus/Faustine
Guy/Gal
Hamlet/Hyacinth

Care to add your names to the list?

9 comments:

  1. You're on!

    Adam/Angela
    Beau/Beatrice
    Colin/Caliope
    Daniel/Danielle
    Edward/Eugenia
    Forrest/Fiona
    Gus/Giselle
    Harry/Hallie

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  2. Alice/alan
    Bernice/bernie
    Clarice/Clem
    Darlene/Darrin
    Effie/Emmett
    Frederica/Freddie
    Gloria/Gordo
    Hagatha/Hermie

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  3. Joannie, I especially like "Caliope."

    Anon -- "Hagatha??!!!" Hilarious!

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  4. Amanda/ Randy
    Betty/Burty
    Charlene/Charlie
    Dorothy/Dwayne
    Edith Ann/EddieHaskel
    Fern/Frankestein
    Gertie/Geronimo
    Hiawatha/Henery the 8th

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  5. Abigail/Arthur
    Bess/Bobby
    Chester/Cheesy
    Dolly/Delano
    Eleanor/earl (duke of)
    Flo/Floyd
    Georgina/George
    Harrison/Harriet

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  6. Shelley aka Anon: You're really going to town here!! Ha Ha! I love "earl (duke of)". And "Cheesy"? Hilarious. I read in the paper today that the mother already has six kids. I think it's time for her to stop.

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  7. Androgenine/Androgenia
    Balustrades/Benjemima
    Carson/City
    Dryad/Defenestratia
    Euripedes/Enki
    Fuckall/Flaccida
    Grabbitz/Golightly
    Hypolyte/Hippopotomia

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  8. LLOL! (Laughing LOUDLY out loud.)

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  9. Artemus-Fartemous
    Barf-Scarf
    Chucky-Chippy
    Dudley Dorothy
    Ernestine-Euclid
    Forest/Fern
    Golgatha/Groggy
    Hernia-Euphoria

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