Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Ever American....

So. Having just immersed myself in such language
as Biscuit Roulé à L'Orange et aux Amandes
and Riz à L'Impératrice, etc., I treat myself
to dinner with a glass of Vouvray and, wait!
You won't guess this...it's fantastic...ready?
--Trader Joe's Baked Cheese Crunchies.
Yes ma'am. Yes sir. I can't lie,
not nowhere not no how.
Serving size: 33 pieces.
Bet you wish you were eating
at my house tonight.

3 comments:

  1. are these like chitoes? but baked instead of ???? eat one for me or 33.

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  2. Pamela. Cheetos, darling. Cheetos. I ate them all for you.

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