Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Ever American....

So. Having just immersed myself in such language
as Biscuit Roulé à L'Orange et aux Amandes
and Riz à L'Impératrice, etc., I treat myself
to dinner with a glass of Vouvray and, wait!
You won't guess this...it's fantastic...ready?
--Trader Joe's Baked Cheese Crunchies.
Yes ma'am. Yes sir. I can't lie,
not nowhere not no how.
Serving size: 33 pieces.
Bet you wish you were eating
at my house tonight.


  1. are these like chitoes? but baked instead of ???? eat one for me or 33.

  2. Pamela. Cheetos, darling. Cheetos. I ate them all for you.