It's June, nearly summer, and all I want to do
is curl up under heavy blankets and sleep.
I hereby rename the current season to: Wing.
(Winter + spring.) If this tundric weather pattern
doesn't significantly improve soon, I'll be forced
to rename the next season also: Wummer.
Sounds a lot like that other word, warmer,
but no! It's neither warmer nor summer.
Greek yogurt with chocolate sauce and a crumble
of graham crackers will do in a pinch.
Leaving for Ireland on the 14th, had to buy a rain slicker.
(It's as wet there as it is here.) The color is celery.
Not cabbage or kohlrabi. Not lacewing.
wummer like bummer.
ReplyDeleteI like wing.
Greek yogurt with chocolate sauce.
Oh, if I only had some chocolate sauce.
Or chocolate anything.
It's wetter there than here.
Stay here.
(slapping my own face)
I like wummer and wing--although I'd also call it wring.
ReplyDeleteI guess the only thing I can add is that it's just WRONG.
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